No need to call the animal welfare authorities - just a simple typo.
Horse as in hoarse as in sore throat. Now I don't want to start sounding like a pathetic man all of a sudden (no change there) but this tonsillitis (self diagnosed - I have internet access) is really starting to get a big boring. It's stopping me from doing my two favourite things - talking and eating.
Everyday I wake up hoping that today will be the day I can sing Pavarotti and eat crusty bread only to find my hopes dashed. At this point I have to confess I have never had a huge urge to sing Pavarotti and/or eat crusty bread - but just in case - I'd like the option to be there.
In the meantime it's back to humming and ice cream - which to be fair isn't all that bad.
Still at least the later starts now mean a bit of a lie in. It all feels a little bid odd at the moment - just like the day after the clocks change - which incidentally they must do soon.
Now that's going to feel really weird.
So here's the joke (which I forgot to do ....)
An elderly lady receives an e-mail from the son of a deceased (but wealthy) African general, asking whether he could transfer millions of pounds into her bank account in return for a 20% cut.
All the son needs is the sort code and account number. Not realising she is the victim of a Nigerian 419 fraud, she e-mails back the details.
A couple of minutes later she receives an e-mail back from the general's son.
"Landisbanki? What do you think I am - stupid?!"
Mental Maths and the supply teacher has been hard at work with this one. Most people got it spot on but there were a few miscounts along the way. Tomorrow's MM is slightly different so you'll need to be on your toes ....
YOUR STARTING NUMBER TODAY IS ... 100
Multiply by 2
Three quarters of that
Third of that
Half of that
A tenth of that
multiply by 10
AND THAT'S YOUR FINAL ANSWER ... 100