Am typing this whilst lying in a darkened room.
We've decided rather than less is more - definitely more is more. As a result the good ship Jon Cuthill Show's boilers are being stoked to the max. If it's local it's on - rack 'em and stack 'em and it seems to be working a treat.
All I'm going to say is ragwort, faulty life jackets, a man who's just made 40 million quid with a bit of watercress, man's bits and bacon baguettes.
An eclectic mix but proving it does all happen on the South coast.
However like any vintage classic this does mean I will require more regular oiling. Being across the news I am aware that a diet of excess oil is bad for you - however medical evidence seems to suggest that red wine should do the trick.
It's not all bad news ...
So here's the joke ...
Two weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton field and never amounted to much. The second one,
naturally, became know as the Lesser of Two Weevils ....